Recognizing Turkeys

In Sandra Boynton's classic book, The Compleat Turkey, she gives five rules that you are dealing with a turkey:

Rule Number One:

A turkey spends a great deal of time improving others.

Rule Number Two:

A turkey takes its work very seriously.

Rule Number Three:

A turkey considers itself exempt from any rules.

Rule Number Four:

A turkey's beliefs are determined not by principles but by situation.

Rule Number Five:

A turkey never gives up.

 Of course, this is Boynton and so you simply have to look at the illustrations which I will not reproduce.